I'd never thought I'd see the day where someone equally as evil as I am is several times more horny. How can this be?! I have an entire army to force into submission >:|
I WON “MOST HORNY” AND “MOST LIKELY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD” IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I’M UNBEATABLE.
My cat lives in my laundry. Are you saying you're going to break into my house?
BREAKING AND ENTERING HOUSES IS A NICE HOBBY OF MINE—- I MEAN I’D LOVE TO MEET YOUR CAT.
Just here to say you are a sexy ass motherfucker.
AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
Sure...! That looks like a face I can trust! *smiles and purrs*
YOU’RE VERY QUICK TO TRUST LITTLE KITTY.
BUT I’M SURE WE WOULD HAVE LOTS OF FUN PLAYING TOGETHER :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
I WILL COME AT YOU WITH MY PENIS.
THAT’S WHAT I’LL DO.
THAT LITTLE THING? YOU COULDN’T DO SHET.
HOW DARE YOU.
I COULD DO MANY TRICKS WITH MY COCK AND MORE YOU IGNORANT FOOL.
HOW ABOUT I PENETRATE YOU WITH MY HAIR INSTEAD.
I’M SURE YOU’D LIKE THAT.
BBY PLEASE. SAVE THAT STUFF FOR MARIK
HE’D APPRECIATE IT MORE
BUT THERE IS PLENTY OF MARIKU TO GO AROUND.
I FIND THREESOMES TO BE A LOT MORE ENJOYABLE THAN JUST TWO ANYWAY.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA GIVE UP AAALLLL OF THIS?
ME, MARIK, YOU.
TONIGHT.
I’LL BRING THE LUBE.
No. No it wasn't. So keep it in your pants. Indecent exposure is a class 2 felony.
OH I’M SORRY IS MY BONER GOING TO BE A PROBLEM LITTLE MISS OFFICER??
DO YOU THINK I CARE IF IT’S A FUCKING CLASS 2 FELONY.
I’LL STREAK NAKED ACROSS YOUR LAWN, MOON MY LUSCIOUS BUTT IN YOUR FACE AND SHOW MY COCK TO YOUR CAT IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
I AM ABOVE THE LAW.
